if you click this
you can enlarge that photo and see every single hair follicle, freckle and cute ass wrinkle eddie redmayne has
it’s the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
I thought this story was ganna be sad or she was ganna end up being your wife but it turned out to be nothing literally
science fiction was invented by a woman
don’t you ever fucking forget that
actually a teenage girl
a teenage girl who ran off with a married man
the family business
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
take this picture down immediately
isnt this the guy who stole the traffic light, who had that giant cup of milk, and the one who found the parasol
maybe…..i don’t remember…….